freshman, country is the way i go, i'm a sweetheart, but tough, my phone is my baby, girly girl, gotta boyfriend that i love dearly :), i love to go camping and get dirty, family and friends mean the world to me, i love photography and cute quotes. <3
it really sucks when the person you want attention from the most is ingoring you… :(
i like you, don’t want to marry you, i really wanna really wanna do you, a favor and let you know that i really really really really, i wanna show you a magic trick i promise its sick like wo a a a oh, everytime i blow your mind just don’t just don’t don’t don’t, don’t get attached when i calll you up trying to get some asss, oh no no no no, don’t wanna boyfriend just wanna some, ya ya ya, i really wanna get on with you and from the second that i saw you, that you were gonna be my new booty call and thats all, i’ve been thinking about it all day long just don’t go fallin in love, boy your gonna be my new booty call and thats all, what what what booooooooty call - ke$ha <3
call me a slut, call me a whore, call me whatever, i’ve heard it before.
Say that im fake, say that i lie, say what you want, you wont see me cry.
i know none of it is true, but calling me all this sh●t,
what does it make you ?
lmfao
Ways to make your Parents think your insane(;
1. Follow them around the house EVERYWHERE
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
4. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, “Good Morning Sunshine”
5. Pluck out someone’s hair and yell, “DNA!”
6. Wear a sticker that says I’m a retard
7. Have 20 imaginative friends that you talk to ALL the time
8. Hold their hand and whisper to them, ” I see dead people”
9. At everything they say yell, “LIAR !”
10. Try to swim on the floor
11. Tap on their door ALL NIGHT
12. Jump off the roof trying to fly(;
13. Run into walls
the weather is such a slut.
The wind blows everyone,
the rain makes everyone wet,
the sun makes everyone take their
clothes off, & the snow covers
everyone in white stuff [:
bahah
Ways to Make the Pizza Guy Feel Awkward(;
1. While you are making the order, randomly start pressing buttons and tell the guy on the phone to stop
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it
3. Ask for a big mac,french fries, and a large coke
4. Finish the order with, ” Remember this conversation never happened”
5. Just give him your address and say, ” Suprise me” . The hang up
6. Answer his questions with other questions
7. Spell out the ingrediants
8. Stutter every time you say something with a P
9. Ask if they have pizza
10. Change your accent every 10 seconds
11. Breath Loudly
Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please…
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you —->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burnyour forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn’t Think So.
its almost christmas and i’m just super excited, i feel like this christmas is going to be amazing, i might lose my phone because of i might have a c, but still. I’m just super excited :D
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